10 of the Funniest Posts From Antoinette Jadaone's New IG Account
We're such big fans of Antoinette Jadaone not only for being the brilliant director of the TV shows and movies we love, but also because she's sooooo hilarious. Her shows always have those witty one-liners and Tita Witty, whether in the merch or online, always has something funny to say. Her jokes and puns mostly revolve around crushes, diet or eating habits, and love (or the lack thereof), but just recently, she created a new Instagram account chronicling her "nakaluwagluwag" travel stories, in which she talks about the food, tourist spots, hotel accommodations, and a lot more with a looooot of humor. Here are 10 of her most hilarious posts.
- On taking shoefies: "Dati e laging sa damuhan o sa kalsada lang ang #shoefie."
- On eating at breakfast buffets: "Wag lang basta kumain...lumamon!!!"
- On overpriced soda: "Nakakabait siguro 'to, nakakatanggal ng an-an, ganyan."
- On getting a room upgrade: "'IT'S FOR FREE.' Shet, pak, GO! NGAYON NA BA TEH????????????"
- On visiting historical cafes: "Mozart's favorite hangout place nung kasikatan niya. GUYS ANG SARAP, FEELING KO ANG GALING KO NANG MAG-PIANO BUKAS."
- On flying business class: "Lakas pa rin maka-San Joaquin 'yung muntik na namin iuwi pati free pantulog o!"
- On welcome drinks: "Kahit 2nd at 3rd ko na at na-welcome na nila ako nung 1st day e 'yung pa-welcome drink pa rin ino-order ko."
- On local dishes: "Mas bongga pa ang balut dito, even penoy... ANUNA PATEROS, GALAW-GALAW D'YAN, WORK TAYO!!!"
- On dining at Michelin-starred restos: "Excuse me while I wipe the blood on my nose. PENGENG TISYUUUUUUU DINUDUGO AKOOOOOO."
- On tourist spots: "Mårten Trotzigs gränd, the narrowest street in Stockholm... Pakita po namin ano talaga 'yung narrow, yabang n'yo eh!
Which post made you LOL so hard?
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Outdoors Danielle Flestado @artdkf | May 1, 2020 "I miss the outside world. The last time I went outside of our house was on my birthday. We just bought coffee across our village and went back home immediately. This painting made me feel that I'm in a field, just appreciating the beauty of God's creation. Can you imagine the green grass and pink flowers?"
When everything around you suddenly turns dark, the first thing we'd prolly do, as humans, is to find and grab anything that is closest and nearest to us. We'll hold onto them for as long as we can, trying to collect ourselves and gather courage to adjust our eyesights to the pitch black environment that's consuming us minute by minute. And then you'd hear nothing. Your sense of hearing would somehow go off after not seeing anything for quite awhile. You'll let loose. Cry. Panic. You'll be exhausted for fighting your way out. Then just when you're about to stop and give up, you're no longer afraid. There's only this deafening silence and pithole of darkness that's gonna eat you up alive. And surprisingly, you'll make a home out of it.
You'll make a home out of the darkness that when a ray of light suddenly hits you, you'll try to avoid it. You'll try to cover your eyes. You'll try to cover your ears from the voices trying to help you get out of it. You'll try to hide because your mind and body will go against your will to come out and live. Because the darkness that used to scare you, now comforts you in a way you thought has helped you survived life. And you'll try to live. Day by day. In the darkness. Not knowing where to go. Not knowing where to start. Not knowing who is with you. You will try to live until the darkness that once surrounds you is now within you. And everyday, it's gonna be a cycle of subtle torture. But let me tell you a secret. The darkness won't make you whole.
You'll be broken. And in those hair-like cracks, the light will stubbornly fight its way through until it warms you up. Until you realize to check the switch and turn it on. Until you allow other people to help you find your way back in the light. Until you realize you're ready to live in light again. There's a light at the end of this long and dreading tunnel. The only question that matters: will you let them in?
I always thought of life, like a bead where each piece makes it worth sewing together with other piece of beads to make a stronger bond and to create a beautiful result. Today, how do we bond well with different people especially this difficult time? As this day challenges us to a new normal, may we continue to bead along positively with our life.