The 10 Struggles of Having an (Imaginary) Famous Boyfriend
Relationships aren't easy and it's twice as hard when you're with a famous person. When you have a celebrity for a "boyfriend," you're ready to ditch plans when he's set to have a tell-all interview on TV or when he's coming to Manila for the first time in four years. We're looking at you, One Direction. Hey, you don't get to see each other so often and this is the only way you can "catch up." But don't worry because we do understand your struggles, Candy Girls.
1 You have to deal with all the other girls who like them.
And by other girls we mean a thousand other girls.
2 Premiere nights and concerts are the worst.
Every single person wants to be with him and you're there, too, in the middle of a screaming crowd, wishing you had QT for each other.
3 You* get engaged to them with a ring and all... but wait, when is the wedding?
photo Macy Alcaraz
*You and a million other girls.
4 No one understands your struggles.
Unless she's also a celebrity's "girlfriend."
5 It's always a long distance relationship.
Because he's away 99.9% of the time. And when he finally sets foot in our country, his bodyguards keep you away from each other.
6 They never call or text you.
Even when you bombard them with 1,433 tweets reminding him to fulfill his boyfriend duties to you ASAP. He-llooo.
7 You can't do anything in public.
Because, you know, paparazzi.
8 Taking a photo with them is a struggle. A real struggle.
Imagine braving through a million people just to get one photo, a single photo with them. And when you do get one, you look like a total creeper.
9 You try so hard to keep the faith because they're constantly being linked to other girls.
Who really don't know them inside and out. JK!
10 And when you break up, it's difficult to move on because they're everywhere.
Got boy troubles you want us to discuss? Let us know in the comments or tweet us @candymagdotcom. :)