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Guy Confessions: What's the Lamest Pickup Line You've Used on a Girl?

Our #CandyCuties know a bunch!
ART Trixie Ison, PHOTOS Mark Jesalva/Majoy Siason

Pickup lines aren't meant to pick up the interest of a person you like anymore. They're meant to make someone smile and even laugh. So we asked our Candy Cuties to share with us a few of the lamest pickup lines they've used on a girl just for fun. Here are their answers.

"I can't think of a pickup line anymore because all I can think of is you." —Marvin Tan

"Dilim ka ba? Kasi no'ng dumating ka wala na akong ibang makita." —Phytos Ramirez

"Do you have Band-Aid? Because I scrapped my knee while falling for you." —Carlo Cruz

What about you, Candy Girls? What was the lamest pickup line you've ever used on a guy just for laughs? Let us know in the comments or tweet us @candymagdotcom. We always love hearing from you. :)

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