The Rule Book You Need For Your Boyfriend is Here

This Twitter account sums up everything our boyfriends aren't allowed to do.
by Ayessa De La Peña   |  Nov 20, 2014
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Relationships have rules that you shouldn't break because what's the point if you don't follow them, right? But this Twitter account (@HeisNotAllowed) brings those rules to a whole new level. Go over the tweets and you can read a number of things boyfriends from all over the world shouldn't do.

Don't worry, you guys, because the person behind this is probably kidding. However, they're really funny that we can almost imagine the horror on our boyfriends or boy friends' faces when we tell these things to them seriously. We can almost hear Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" and can feel Gone Girl's Amy Dunne's spirit take over our bodies while reading through this.

1. He is not allowed to close his eyes.

2. He is not allowed to chill with the bros. Guy time? What guy time?

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3. He is not allowed to pray silently.

4. McDonald's should straighten up and change their slogan or something, until then The Boyfriend can't eat there.

5. He better give us his phone.

6. He is not allowed to kiss anyone but you, ANYONE.

7. #BLESSED (all caps necessary)

8. Maybe we're half-kidding on this one.

9. OH BURRRN!

10. He is not allowed to break up with you. Of course.

Know more hilarious social media accounts? Share them with us in the comments or tweet us @candymagdotcom. We always love hearing from you. :)

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Ayessa De La Peña
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I am Candymag.com's resident fangirl and ~*feelings*~ girl. When I'm not busy researching about what to write next on the website, I sleep, read books, and re-watch episodes of Friends.
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