The Rule Book You Need For Your Boyfriend is Here
Relationships have rules that you shouldn't break because what's the point if you don't follow them, right? But this Twitter account (@HeisNotAllowed) brings those rules to a whole new level. Go over the tweets and you can read a number of things boyfriends from all over the world shouldn't do.
Don't worry, you guys, because the person behind this is probably kidding. However, they're really funny that we can almost imagine the horror on our boyfriends or boy friends' faces when we tell these things to them seriously. We can almost hear Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" and can feel Gone Girl's Amy Dunne's spirit take over our bodies while reading through this.
1. He is not allowed to close his eyes.
#MyBoyfriendnotAllowedto close his eyes. What you tryna do? Vision your life without me?? Better Open ya eyes wide dont even blink— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 13, 2014
2. He is not allowed to chill with the bros. Guy time? What guy time?
3. He is not allowed to pray silently.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God got going on. You might be praying for another girl.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 9, 2014
4. McDonald's should straighten up and change their slogan or something, until then The Boyfriend can't eat there.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to have McDonald's. He ain't loving anything but me.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 9, 2014
5. He better give us his phone.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to have a cellphone. Who's he trying talk to? Here's a walkie-talkie you aint going that far.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 7, 2014
6. He is not allowed to kiss anyone but you, ANYONE.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to kiss any other female but me. You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest-bump her and call it a day.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 6, 2014
7. #BLESSED (all caps necessary)
My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 5, 2014
8. Maybe we're half-kidding on this one.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to take his drivers license picture by himself. The whole world gonna know we together. pic.twitter.com/ExSh2DInfw— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 2, 2014
9. OH BURRRN!
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 1, 2014
10. He is not allowed to break up with you. Of course.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.— He is not allowed (@HeisNotAllowed) November 11, 2014
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