13 Petty Fights We Love To Start With Guys

Every relationship has its ups and downs and fair share of silly arguments. Yes, even StoneField! We love you, boys, but these are the petty fights we love to initiate and win. #SorryNotSorry
1. When he doesn't reply to your message, and he obviously has his phone with him. We get it. You're busy and have a life outside of your phone. But not responding to a text for hours or days when we know you've read our message (thanks—or no thanks—to Facebook's "seen" feature) is just rude.
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2. Or worse, when he replies to your clever, insightful, and emojified text with a one-word answer like "OK," “Nice," "LOL," or "K." At least have the courtesy to include the O and the period.
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3. When he follows a #belfie*-loving model in various states of undress or an ex on social media and double-taps her photos. *#belfie—a selfie of the butt.
4. When he gives back-handed observations about your looks, clothes, or choice in music, instead of compliments. For example: "You changed your hair." Um, and you have eyes?
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5. Â When you ask him if he finds another girl attractive, and he overuses the word "chicks." There's "pretty," "cute," and "just alright" in the English vocabulary. Â Also, "chicks" isn't even an adjective!
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6. When he expects you to just watch him watch YouTube videos, respond to his text messages, or bond with his Play Station. SRSLY? Are you Zac Efron? NOOOOOOOO. No, you're not.
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7. When he assumes that all of your bad moods are PMS-related. Honey, it's not me, it's you.
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8. When he doesn't remember legit details of your relationship, like important dates or what you wore on your first date.
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9. When you share your problems with him, and he can't stop—NO, HE WON'T STOP—offering advice. Sure, his solution sounds practical, but sometimes girls just want a shoulder (a very significant shoulder) to cry on.
10. When he pisses you off and you tell him to leave you alone... and he does that! Oh, c'mon!
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11. When he unnecessarily mentions something from his past.
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12.  When he won'’t say "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry you feel that way" is not equivalent to "I'm sorry." Just say these words and we'll call it a truce.
13. When he calls you out for being petty or immature or dramatic or crazy or "nega." In the words of Michael Jackson, wanna be startin' somethin'? YOU GOT TO BE STARTIN' SOMETHIN'. Sorry, we're not sorry!
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Guys, all we really want is for you to listen, hold us tight and help us get to the real problem. Believe it or not, we come in peace.Â
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What fights do you love to pick with your guy, Candy Girl? Share them with us in the comments or tweet us @candymagdotcom!