Who needs a bae when food makes the world a better place to live in? Food understands. Food will never break your heart intentionally. Food is always there when the world doesn't seem to understand your struggles and problems in life. Feeling a little hungry just reading the first few lines of this article? Maybe food is your soulmate and you just don't know that yet. Here are the surefire ways you can tell that it is. You're welcome, Candy Girls!
1 Just the thought of your favorite food makes your heart beat faster.
Ya$$$, ya$$$, ya$$$!
2 The best way you respond to stress is by eating your favorite food.
Because food understands.
3 Whenever you're asked to choose one, just one, food that makes you incredibly happy, you can't.
Huhuhu, how can you possibly choose between french fries and ice cream? How???
4 You love food more than people.
And you can never say "I love you" enough when you're eating. Om nom nom.
5 Yes, you mind when people ask you for a small bite of what you're eating.
Go and get your own! HUHUHU.
6 You get mad inside while waiting for your orders in a restaurant.
What is taking them so long to serve my food??? Ahhh!!!
7 You get really hangry (read: hungry + angry) when you haven't eaten for hours.
WHERE IS MY FOOD???
8 You just can't stop thinking about food!
Even when you're already eating something because of course the next meal is just as important.
9 You feel strongly about people eating your fave food.
You try so hard to stop yourself from grabbing it from them.
10 For you, food is always a good idea.
There's always room for another bite. Always.
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