"Walang patay na kuko" and Other Next Level Profiles from @SinglesOfUPD

"Champion longest line (Xmas party 12-13)."
by Mara Agner   |  Apr 21, 2017
Image: Twitter Art: Clare Magno
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List all your best qualities all you want, throw in some witty one-liners, or even post all your hottest pictures. Those have got nothing on these ~*extra*~ profile descriptions from @SinglesOfUPD. Below are eight of them. 

  1. "Champion longest line (Xmas party 12-13)."

  1. "Walang patay na kuko."

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  1. "Gwapo kahit naka-dress."

  1. "Miss Buwan ng Wika 2004."

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  1. "Naliligo thrice a day."

  1. "Back2back trip to Jerusalem champ."

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  1. "Nakakapaglakad sa lubid na may mantika."

  1. "Kumakain ng bubog."

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Can you top these extra profile descriptions?

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