Teacher-rific Moments

1. FALLING OUT
   In the middle of a discussion, our teacher’s dentures fell off. She calmly put them back on and headed for the door. After a few seconds, the whole class laughed out loud! I guess she was so embarrassed, because moments later, her student assistant came to dismiss us early. –Mia, 19
2. PLAY CATCH
   My classmate wanted to borrow a bottle of glue during art class. She was seated far from me and since I was too lazy to stand up and hand it to her, I decided to just throw it in her direction. The bottle flew across the room and by some stroke of bad luck, hit my teacher right smack in the face as she walked by! Yikes! She was so unbelievably angry, she sent me out of the room –Sandy, 18
3. OFF WITH MY SHOES
   I have this bad habit of removing my school shoes during class hours. My teacher found it extremely unladylike, so she decided to kick my shoe out of the room and into the halfway. My shoe journeyed outside the corridor for the whole batch to see! The other girls even went outside their classrooms to check what was going on. I never dared remove my shoes in class ever again! –Lana, 15 
4. A MESS OF THINGS
   I’ve always wanted to be my fave teacher’s pet, so I took advantage of every chance. One time, the toy of my teacher’s son fell in the muddy schoolyard so I ran to get it and wiped it clean using my handkerchief. Instead of getting praised, I was humiliated in front of the class for having a dirty hanky and a pair of muddy shoes. That’s it, no more good deeds for me! –Melody, 19
5. SWEET CONFESSION
   My English teacher asked us to define the word “love.” I had this huge crush on him because of his wit. I don’t know what came over me, but I answered,” Love is standing right in front of me.” My teacher blushed and the class gave me a standing ovation! –Maricris, 21
6. STANDARD BEARED
   My sociology professor resigned in the middle of the school year, but the school was able to get a replacement. While waiting for the new teacher, I said,”Dapat magaling yung papalit. Dapat pasado sa standard.” When the bell rang, a lady seated at the back stood up and said,” I’ll be your new professor, hopefully I meet your standards.” While looking straight at me. Nice first impression. –Rita, 19

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