13 Thoughts That Go Through a Fresh College Grad's Mind
I'm finally done!
No more boring classes, strict professors, thick readings, sleepless nights, exams, and papers. Free as a bird!
This is going to be so much fun. Ya$$$!
I'm going to watch all the movies and series I've always wanted watch, read all the books I've always wanted to read, and go to all the parties, just because I can. I can just eat-sleep-do whatever I want because I have no deadlines whatsoever.
Got nothing to do. Best. Feeling. EVERRR!
SLEEP. ALL. DAY. EVERY. DAY.
I'm so bored because, OMG, I actually have nothing to do!
I've watched every TV show possible, cleaned my entire room, walked the dog, slept as much as I possibly can, eaten all the food in the fridge, offered to wash the dishes today, etc. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
I miss school.
No one would believe me but it's true. :'(
And I miss everyone.
Yes, even the people who used to annoy the hell out of me. I hope I run into them… in my house. JK. IDK, I never even go out anymore.
Time to catch up with them, I guess.
HI, FAM, I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH.
Why does everybody have jobs? It's only been a month?
Should I also start looking for one? Will my parents kick me out if I don't get a job anytime soon? What's a curriculum vitae even? Is that just a fancy word for resumé? My goodness, #AdultingProbz.
- Fine, let's do this.
I mean, how hard could it be, right?
- I'm never going to get a job. :'(
"Age bracket: 19-25. At least 30 years of experience." WHA—HOW?!
- I actually got scheduled for an interview. What do I say though?
"Wouldn't want to brag or anything, but I can actually watch 100 movies in a single day." #Efficient
- I think that went well. I'm not really sure?
Although I'm not sure of anything about my life at this point, TBH.
And when you finally sign that job offer...
- I have a job, and I have no idea what I'm doing—but YAY!
Officially #Adulting! Congratulations, you are now an official adult!
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