10 Ways To Be Miserable On Valentine's Day
1. Eat an endless supply of chocolate.
2. Well in the unlikely case you run out of chocolates, there's always pie.
3. Play with your cat (if you don' have a cat, it is time to consider getting one)
4. Hold your own hand because who says you can't love yourself?
or you can play with an old pair of shoes. That's cool, too.
5. Go to the beach and recreate dramatic movie scenes with a stranger.
6. Take the person who's always been there for you out for a good time.
7. Curl up into a big ball of fluffiness and spend the whole day watching animated movies.
8. Watch The Mindy Project the whole day and realize that she could possibly be your spirit actress.
9. Convince yourself that you don't need love and rebel against the whole idea of Valentine's Day.
... then realize you're just lying to yourself and ugly cry... just... ugly cry the pain away.
10. Once you're out of pies, chips are delicious too.
End: Happy Valentine's Day, Candy Girls!