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Ex-boyfriends are off limits. No if and buts. :)
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A person's hair can totally be insured for $10,000. Maybe because her hair's big and hair only gets big because of secrets, duh.
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Don't think you're that great at anything? Figure out how to forecast the weather with your breasts. It's actually considered a very marketable skill, go figure.
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Having sex will get you pregnant. And then you die. Just plain science, my friend.
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Taco Bell is just an absolute no-no when you're on an all-carb diet. Or just skip Taco Bell for the whole entirety of your life if you want to lose a pound or three. Gosh, don't be so stupid!
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Don't make out with your cousin. Whether it's your first cousin, second cousin, or third, just don't go for your cousins in general.
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Kalteen bars make you gain weight like crazy. Don't believe anyone who tells you otherwise.
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Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. Rome is not about having only one person be the boss of everybody.
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Yes, butter is a carb.
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Surprise! Not all people from Africa are black. Oh, and you can never ask they’re white either. The most duh-worthy of all the rules.
Happy 10th Mean Girls Anniversary, Candy Girls!
