As if struggling with your sports bra is not enough, you get to hear all these things about your boobs over and over, too. You people just stop, okay.
- "What's your cup size?"
You get this in varying tones: awed, envious, curious. This question used to make you want to shrink in embarrassment. Now you either reply nonchalantly or simply ignore them. Unless they're from the lingerie section, they don't need to know.
- "Your breasts are an asset!"
Yes, a big one.
- "Jump shot!"
You automatically oblige and suddenly your girls are airborne in all their glory. Then gravity hits and they fall back into place with a painful tug. Jump shots should be illegal.
- "Heavy duty"
You know you need all the support that you can get, but this phrase is just so… utilitarian. It makes you think of batteries for some reason. And blenders. And washing machines. It's strange how words work.
- "Are they heavy?"
No. They have nothing to do with your slight hunch, nope, absolutely nothing at all.
- "It must be so hard to find clothes."
Hah, that's what they think! The men's department is an unexplored cave of wonders.
- "How do you exercise?"
Two words: Sports bra.
- "Those are big/huge!"
Are they? You didn't notice.
- "They'll get smaller if you lose weight."
Just what exactly is this person trying to say?
- "You're lucky you've got boobs like that."
And you send the mammary gods a silent thank you for giving you your magnificent pair.
What are other comments about your boobs that you can't stand?