10 Signs You're Actually a Mermaid

by Mara Agner   |  Apr 9, 2017
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Summer has officially rolled in, and a lot of people are at the beach living the mermaid life. It's not like you're missing out though because you live and breathe mermaid. Here are the signs.

  1. You love the water. Duh.

Whether it's the ocean, pool, or even just the shower, you love being around it.

  1. You have ace swimming skills. Double duh.

In fact, you've won a ton of medals because of it.

  1. You're almost always at the beach.

Say, two weekends in a month (if not every weekend).

  1. You photograph well underwater.

None of the awkward underwater poses for you. Heck, you can even open your eyes without wearing goggles.

  1. You're very clumsy.

Things aren't just the same underwater and on land.

  1. You've mastered getting out of the water with perfect hair.

It never sticks to your face like it does on mortals.

  1. You can't speak in front of your crush.

Although not literally like Ariel.

  1. You talk to animals with no shame.

It just comes naturally to you.

  1. You have a seashell bra and a mermaid tail.

Whether it's a blanket, swimwear, or a phone case.

  1. You don't like wearing pants.

Underwear > pants

How many of these signs did you find relatable?

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