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14 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Getting a Brazilian Wax for the First Time

Nobody said it was easy.
IMAGE Majoy Siason

These days, getting a Brazilian is NBD. Girls have their bikini area waxed for La Boracay and LAbor Union or simply because they like it hair-free down there more. If you've finally made up your mind and want to get a Brazilian for the very first time, here are some very real thoughts you are bound to think of once you do.

  1. OMG! Do I really want to get myself into this?
  1. My friend and Google said it's going to hurt...A LOT, but at least it's going to be more hygienic. I think.
  1. Oh God. This is it. Should I have popped a painkiller an hour ago?
  1. Urk. She's talking to me while she's looking at me DOWN THERE. Should I bother to keep up with this conversation?
  1. Uhm…did she just say that my pubic hair is cute? Does this mean I should have trimmed it first?! Ugh! I'm freaking out.
  1. How can she act so normal? I wonder how many vaginas she has seen in her whole life.
  1. So…she's slowly rubbing the wax on my vagina. That's not weird at all?

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  1. Oh God. There's the strip…1 *inhale* 2 *inhale* 3 *inhaa…* OUCH!!!!
  1. Oh my God. That was painful.
  1. Oh, Lord. Here goes another one.
  1. Is she not done yet? It's been twenty minutes of sticking and yanking. I don't think I can take it anymore.
  1. Ooooh, that soothing gel feels good.
  1. All done? OM. I'm never going back to shaving again!
  1. Wait, what do you mean I have to do this next month again? Drat.

Would you ever get a Brazilian?

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Janelle Yau
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The Rebecca Bloomwood of Manila. I spend half of my time obsessing about the latest fashion craze, and the other half overthinking and over-analyzing just about anything under the sun. When I’m not busy as a bee playing with fifty shades of pink lippies, you can probably catch me swiping my plastic for yet another pair of shiny, pointed gold flats.
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