14 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Getting a Brazilian Wax for the First Time

Nobody said it was easy.
by Janelle Yau   |  Aug 21, 2017
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These days, getting a Brazilian is NBD. Girls have their bikini area waxed for La Boracay and LAbor Union or simply because they like it hair-free down there more. If you've finally made up your mind and want to get a Brazilian for the very first time, here are some very real thoughts you are bound to think of once you do.

  1. OMG! Do I really want to get myself into this?
  1. My friend and Google said it's going to hurt...A LOT, but at least it's going to be more hygienic. I think.
  1. Oh God. This is it. Should I have popped a painkiller an hour ago?
  1. Urk. She's talking to me while she's looking at me DOWN THERE. Should I bother to keep up with this conversation?
  1. Uhm…did she just say that my pubic hair is cute? Does this mean I should have trimmed it first?! Ugh! I'm freaking out.
  1. How can she act so normal? I wonder how many vaginas she has seen in her whole life.
  1. So…she's slowly rubbing the wax on my vagina. That's not weird at all?

  1. Oh God. There's the strip…1 *inhale* 2 *inhale* 3 *inhaa…* OUCH!!!!
  1. Oh my God. That was painful.
  1. Oh, Lord. Here goes another one.
  1. Is she not done yet? It's been twenty minutes of sticking and yanking. I don't think I can take it anymore.
  1. Ooooh, that soothing gel feels good.
  1. All done? OM. I'm never going back to shaving again!
  1. Wait, what do you mean I have to do this next month again? Drat.

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Janelle Yau
Fashion and Beauty Assistant
The Rebecca Bloomwood of Manila. I spend half of my time obsessing about the latest fashion craze, and the other half overthinking and over-analyzing just about anything under the sun. When I’m not busy as a bee playing with fifty shades of pink lippies, you can probably catch me swiping my plastic for yet another pair of shiny, pointed gold flats.