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The Funniest Lines from Some of Our Fave TV and Movie Characters

Get a crack out of these scenes and unforgettable lines from your fave onscreen characters!
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  1. Thor likes his drink
    One of the best and unpredictable scenes in Thor, the mug smashing bit to show his delight for another cup of joe.

  2. Jacob getting punched for a kiss
    "I kissed Bella. Then she broke her hand punching my face. Total misunderstanding." will always be one of the cutest and funniest lines from Jacob in Twilight.

  3. 25 best lines from SpongeBob
    Relive the funniest moments in Spongebob with lines from Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Plankton; you’ll definitely want to rewatch this show at any age.

  4. The Princess Diaries' Lily moment
    There are a lot of funny scenes in The Princess Diaries, but this one is underappreciated and deserves more Lily love.

  5. Captain Jack Sparrow
    This pirate shows off his comedic side best when he’s being honest which might include leaving you behind as he tries to save himself.

  6. Katniss and the Capitol people
    Did you catch this funny bit in the book? Click the link to find out.

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  7. Lego Movie: Morgan Freeman
    Get to hear Morgan Freeman in the Lego movie as Vitruvius, an ancient heroic wizard and in a quirky scene where he praises himself. Awesome!

  8. Pitch Perfect Jesse's attempt at flirting
    Makes you wonder why Jesse has no boyfriend when he's got juice pouches and Rocky (cue Beca's sarcastic tone) but we love his dorkiness anyway.

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  9. Memorable lines from Drake & Josh
    These two brothers' crazy antics will make you laugh hard! Here are some lines to show what we mean.

  10. Thor and Loki
    Thor's quick ways to care and dislike his brother is one of the funniest highlights of the show. The pin says it all!

  11. Narnia's girls know what’s going on
    Lucy has got it on point! Girl power done right.

  12. Diner Diaries
    A Cinderella story isn’t all that’s cracked up to be, and you have to deal with a few evil characters too. Thank goodness, Sam’s sarcasm made for some funny scenes.

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  13. R in the Airport
    Who knew zombies weren’t all that frightening? This teenage zombie from Warm Bodies has got some humor left in him.

  14. Hermione’'s funny one liners
    Incredibly smart and grade conscious, she has said one of the best funny lines from Harry Potter. Check the collection from this pin.

  15. Glee's Sue Sylvesters punch lines
    Glee just wouldn’t be the same without Sue Sylvester's really creative and downright mean comebacks!

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