These people had a better weekend than all of you. Why? Oh, they got invited to a secret listening party for Taylor Swift's upcoming album, 1989. NO. BIG. DEAL.
Again: How do we get invited to secret sessions like this??? *sobs* A little research (see the tweet below!) says that T-Swizzle randomly chooses her fans via social media. We're crossing our fingers that she'll pick us next time, too, in case there's an Asian leg of her secret gathering.
But even though we're a little envious (okay, we're still working on that right now), we feel happy for the fans who were with T-Swizzle, too, because we discovered a few things about the upcoming album through their tweets.
1. The songs will be awesome. Of course. What do you expect, right?
2. Taylor talked about Haylor. *squeals*
WAIT GUYS I WAS CRYING BC TEY MET TAYLOR BUT NOW IM HAPPY BC THEY TOLD US ABOUT HAYLOR OMG #1989secretsession— angel (@angelicajtongco) September 21, 2014
It's a metaphor pic.twitter.com/BDpNnnH8ox— 1989. (@LovesTay13) September 21, 2014
3. She stalked her fans. And that's how she chose the #1989SecretSessions attendees!
4. She will make fun of how the media has portrayed her love life in one of her songs.
The most blogged-about song will be one where she parodies her own romantic image. A lot of people won't get the irony. But it's wicked fun.— Chris Willman (@ChrisWillman) September 21, 2014
5. And the next album's going to be so different.
It's mostly Max Martin and Shellback, but @taylorswift13 did bring back Nathan Chapman for the one sort of fairly traditional ballad...— Chris Willman (@ChrisWillman) September 21, 2014
...and showed video of returning soldiers, saying she hopes to repurpose the track to honor vets instead of her little 3-month relationship.— Chris Willman (@ChrisWillman) September 21, 2014
Are you okay, Swifties? Yup, we're not but we're trying to be. Let us know how you feel in the comments or tweet us @candymagdotcom. We always love hearing from you. :)