Halp, All We Want to Do Is Go Back to Hogwarts

"Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts / To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts..."
by Dyan Zarzuela   |  Sep 5, 2016
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September 1 has come and gone and we're still stuck in the Muggle world where things are just too real, wishing we could hop aboard the Hogwarts Express.

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We mean, it's totally possible now, even with the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy supposedly still in place. (Shh, nobody tell the Ministry!)

Can you just imagine seeing the Trolley Witch on the train, knowing what you know from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child? We’d probably buy everything just to stay on her good side.

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And when we finally arrive, we'd no doubt drool over this majestic view and pick up our jaws off the floor just long enough to post an Insta-story about it.

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If we are ever #blessed to receive a Hogwarts acceptance letter, we solemnly swear to get cracking on those books...

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Take good care of our pets...

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Listen to the Hermiones of our batch...

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Keep calm when the staircases make us late for class...

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Follow our professors' instructions...

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Participate in school activities...

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Drag our butts outside to play actual sports...

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And spread holiday cheer as early as now (because, as morning variety shows and our excited relatives are so eager to point out, it's already SeptemBER!).

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But even if we never get that letter, we know this to be true, whether we "come back by page or by the big screen."

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WE'RE NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING. BRB, drowning our feels in butterbeer.

What do you miss about Hogwarts? Leave a comment below or tweet us @candymagdotcom!

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Dyan Zarzuela
Council of Cool 9, Managing Editor, Columnist
Stalks celebrities, watches TV, marathons movies, curls up with books, and flails at concerts for a living. Also: semi-hardcore Whovian.
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