11 Things We Learned From Scream Queen's Chanel

Kappa president Chanel Oberlin is not the best role model in the world (hello, understatement of the year!), but we can learn a few things from her.  

 1  How to make an entrance 

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QUEEN.

 2  How to communicate non-verbally

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A Chanel eye roll paints a thousand words. 

 3  How to be resourceful

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No compact mirror, no problem.

 4  How to treat your body right

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Pizza over cotton balls for lunch, any time!

 5  How to protect yourself from the sun

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And look super cute while you're at it. 

 6  How to build a chic closet

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Chanel's two-floor closet is so luxurious, no wonder she never wants to leave it—even when she has to sharpen her collection of knives.

 7  How to work a fur coat

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Even while she's fake crying.

 8  How to take what you learned in class and apply it in the real world

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Four for you, Chanel O. You go, Chanel O.

 9  How to act surprised

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Handy when you know your friends are throwing you a surprise birthday party. 

 10  How to do group hugs

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The key is satin robes and sparkly things.

 11  How to order coffee 

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"Trenta, no foam, five shot, half-caf, no foam, pumpkin spice latte, with no foam at 210 degrees." Kidding, this super complicated and insanely hot coffee order is wrong on so many levels! 

Catch Chanel on Scream Queens every Wednesday, 4 pm via satellite and 9 pm primetime on ETC.