10 Hilarious Tweets From Antoinette Jadaone
Aside from her A+ skills when it comes to coming up with movies and a TV show we'll surely love, On the Wings of Love director and 1/2 of Witty Will Save the World Co.'s Antoinette Jadaone also comes up with the most hilarious one-liners that will make you fall off your chairs and die laughing. We're not even kidding. Have you hit that follow button on Direk Tonet's account @tonetjadaone on Twitter? What do you mean not yet? Go ahead and read these 10 tweets we've rounded up from her account below to convince you that you should put her on your Following lists ASAP.
Nagpa-check ng BP sa set... Kailangan ko raw ng iron. Ang cake po ba may iron? E ice cream??? Cheka— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) November 13, 2015
2 Same, Direk. SAME.
Iba rin naman ang pagka-dalagang Pilipina ni Leah, ano? Kung ako siguro siya, baka 4 weeks lang, tapos na ang show! #OTWOLFinallyYours— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) November 10, 2015
3 Us, when we eat our favorite burger. :(
"Sa unang kagat, tinapay lahat." - tinipid na burger— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) November 6, 2015
4 LOL, because why not, Direk?!
Derma: Ma'am, dalhin n'yo naman po dito si James at Nadine! ANUTO, PARANG ASO LANG?!? Lol— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) October 18, 2015
5 *nods head* *asks for another cup of extra rice*
Bakit mas mukha pa akong buntis kaysa kay Marian Rivera? *habang kumakain ng ikalawang plato ng carbonara*— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) October 4, 2015
6 Yes, James, wala kaming pakialam. *a million heart eyes emojis*
James: "Direk, I can't go topless here. I lost a lot of weight and I haven't been working out." KUYA, TRUST ME, WALA SILANG PAKIALAM— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) September 27, 2015
7 *throws our Math books out the window* JK, we can't and we won't. Huhuhu.
So ayun nga, matapos ang ilang taon pagka-graduate, never ko naman kinailangan malaman paano kunin ang area ng trapezoid.— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) September 27, 2015
Makapag-aral na nga mag-twerk para may fallback ako— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) August 6, 2015
9 If it's a pen that can answer all our exams on Monday, we're willing to pay more. :'(
80 pesos na bolpen? Anuto, nakakaputi rin ng kili-kili???— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) July 18, 2015
10 Basically, this is us to every single thing we own.
Kaya pa ba? Tiwala lang... pic.twitter.com/AFTHWjkzmW— Tonette, Tonette (@tonetjadaone) July 13, 2015
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The journey of how I won people’s hearts by having a winning heart
Whatever happens tonight, I am a winner. That was the last line I delivered in front of the roaring crowd. My knees were trembling and my smile was shaking. I wanted to radiate confidence but I knew inside me were whirling storms of uncertainty. I wasn’t sure how to carry on for the rest of the night, it was only the first hour and my soul was already exhausted. I stood in front of an unfamiliar sea of people, I felt uncomfortable as they fixed their glances on me. The stage was bright and flashy as my co-contestants glazed the platform with outstanding physique and beauty. I couldn’t look straight at them because every time I did, a bucketful of insecurity was being poured on me. The whole pageant took about a few hours but it felt like eternity to me. I repeatedly asked myself questions every single time I stood on that platform. My vision was impaired by the blinding spotlights and all I could hear were the deafening roar of the audience combined with the booming music of the event. My head was filled with questions like “why are you here?”, “Will you be okay?” What will others think of you?” “What if you fail?”. Every step was heavier as I continued to overthink.
For a moment on stage, I felt like I was floating. I was staring blankly at the end of the gymnasium. I was awakened by the loud cheer from the front row, I fixed my glance and saw large letters A-B-Y. it was like a snap to reality, I realized that’s my name. This time I could hear the synchronized cheers of people screaming my name. I smiled, walked away from the spotlight as I whispered to myself “let’s do this”. As the curtains opened, I walked towards the stage I felt lighter and different from the person a while ago. Walking was much easier and my knees weren’t trembling any longer. I stood at the edge of the stage, wandered my glance, and smiled genuinely. Flashing those pearly whites took barrels of longtime stored courage from within me. I marveled at how I could see the rainbow in the lights, the spotlights weren’t blinding anymore.
My feet started stomping to the music every time I pose and my hips would flawlessly sway to the music. The roar of the audience was overwhelming no more, it was like whispers lost in the beat of the music. I knew as I stood there, all I needed to do was smile and be myself. My name was called accompanied by the thunderous applause and booming cheers of the crowd. I stood there alongside with other contestants. I was holding a bouquet and a trophy. I could feel the heavy crown on top of my head. However, the trophy beside me was much bigger, the lady beside me wore an even flashier crown, it was the crown of the titleholder. That night I landed the first runner-up spot. My head was filled with “what ifs”. What if I did just a little better, what if I exerted more effort and so on.
As I stepped down on stage, several people rushed to me. They were jumping, screaming and clapping. It was so chaotic that it took me a millennium to recognize them, it was my family. They were hugging me from all directions. When I saw their smiles I knew I did great. I realized that was what I meant when I said “whatever happens tonight I am a winner”. Their presence, genuine smiles, and warm hugs meant more than the trophy and sash that night. For them, I was a star who shined through the darkness of the night. Before leaving the venue, a hand tapped me from behind “Congrats,” she whispered I turned to see her, and to my surprise she was a schoolmate who used to tease me because of my chubby physique.
I smiled as I expressed my gratitude towards her. As I walked away, I realized that I accomplished something legendary that night. I was able to showcase that pageants are not only for thin-looking, tall people. I managed to snatch everyone’s attention with this average height and chubby body. That night started with so much uncertainty and insecurity. As I stared at my reflection, I looked exhausted but I was wearing a different smile. A smile of victory and bravery. A smile that defeated the stereotypes and stigma about people like me. That night ended with a realization that maybe winning isn’t always about winning the crown, it’s about winning people’s hearts and having a winning heart.
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5 Mystery-Thriller Novels to Read
If you’re stuck at home and out of Netflix shows to binge-watch, then you might want to try and read these mystery-thriller books to match your homemade Dalgona Coffee.
1. The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides
The debut novel, and Goodreads Choice Awards Best Mystery & Thriller of 2019, follows Alicia Berenson, a well-known painter married to an esteemed fashion photographer. Life seemed perfect for Alicia, until one evening when she shot her husband five times, and… never spoke again.
2. Lock Every Door by Riley Sager
From the author of Final Girls comes this page turning novel about an infamous building in Manhattan called the Bartholomew. After stumbling upon an ad to become an apartment sitter, Jules Larsen has set out to look after apartment 12A under strict and somewhat odd conditions. Not long after stepping foot in the building, Jules has been met with unfriendly tenants, eerie noises in the apartment unit, and an abrupt departure of a fellow sitter named Ingrid.
3. The Sun Down Motel by Simone St. James
If you loved Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho or David Lynch’s Twin Peaks, then this book is for you. After the disappearance of her Aunt Vivian while working as a night-shift clerk at the Sun Down Motel in 1982, Carly has set off to Fell NY, to work the same job at the same place as her Aunt had 35 years ago – with hopes of uncovering the truth lurking behind the Motel walls.
4. Verity by Colleen Hoover
While known for Young-Adult Novels such as Slammed and Maybe Someday, Colleen Hoover offers readers a romantic thriller about Lowen Ashleigh, a struggling author who was given the opportunity to finish the three remaining novels of a successful series after its original author, Verity Crawford, suffered an accident and has become immobile. After receiving an invite at the Crawford manor to sort through Verity’s notes, Lowen discovers an unpublished autobiography revealing the truth about Verity. With the eerie atmosphere of having Verity confined in her own home, and who is seemingly aware of her surroundings, Lowen is certain Verity is not what she appears to be.
5. Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
A mind-bending science fiction thriller from the best-selling author of Wayward Pines – Dark Matter is packed with the concept of the Multiverse and the philosophy of existentialism. The novel follows an ordinary Physics professor, Jason Dessen, who was looking forward to dinner with his family while walking the streets of Chicago. The next thing he knew, he was being held at gunpoint – by a man wearing a mask – and injected with an unknown drug and blacks out. When he regains consciousness, he learns that the world he woke up to was different from the world he knew.