Because you're stupid like that and a big pain in the a ss. A douche bag, a retard dot dot dot. But I still like you. I guess that makes me stupid, too?
"What is wrong with you?!" I found Tom shouting at my face as soon as I got out of the room. Today's my last class for the week so I'm planning to get home fast and sleep for hours. But this guy right here is ruining everything.
"Oh shut up, retard. I wanna go home and sleep. Talk to you later, ciao!" I patted his left shoulder as I walked past him and waved my hand spiritless.
I really want to go to sleep alreaaaady!I walked to my locker and started entering my favorite combination,
T-O-M-M-- when someone whispered on my left ear.
Uh oh. Wrong move, idiot. My elbow suddenly moved on its own, connecting with that someone's cheekbone. I heard a very loud groan.
"Ow. Ow. Oww. !@#$ you, Ami! It's me! Damn it. Oww. You hit like a horse. Ow." Tom said while massaging his right cheek in a very funny circular motion. His gorgeous face almost looks to me like that distorted face of a monster. If this was like any ordinary day, I'd laugh myself to death. I love seeing him like that. All hurt and cursing. But no, this isn't. And I really want to sleep. Like. RIGHT NOW.
"Oh." I answered boredly. I yawned and placed my books one by one inside my locker. Completely ignoring Tom.
"You dislocated my cheekbone and all you say is oh? You really are a bi tch, aren't you?" He said while using his left hand to lean on the locker next to mine.
A-hole.This one book goes to the right. And poof, I'm done. I closed it and randomly spelled something from its lock. Now it read like OMTII. I have a very easy lock code to break, yes?
As soon as I was satisfied talking to myself, I turned to Tom. Straight faced.
"Congratulations, dimwit. You finally figured that one out, didn't you? I'm happy for you. Now, out of my way."I walked past him again but he grabbed my arm and pulled me back, facing him and his broad shoulders, letting me inhale every ounce of his manly perfume.
"You got that one right missy. I've finally figured it all out. But no. I'm not letting you go. Not yet." He answered with his very annoying gorgeous face. Oh come on. Get that freaking face out of my way!
"Oh. I see. A broken cheek bone isn't enough for you, is it? What do you want me to do this time? Break your nose, then? My pleasure darling." I said dropping my backpack on the hallway and pulling my right sleeve up. Just as when I'm about to raise my right fist, he stopped me. Again. This time, holding my hand with both of his. Seriously, you need to remove this man out of my way. Totally life threatening.
"Hey. Relax. Why are you like this, anyway? PMS-ing??" He smirked and ran his eyebrows up and down.
Now I've had it. Don't tell me I haven't warned you."Oh darling, you really like getting hurt huh?" I kicked him right there.
That some place that hurt. And boy, it must really hurt. I can see his gorgeous face now flushing red as he tries to jump up and down, easing the pain. His eyes still beautiful as ever. But no. They're glaring at me right now. I smiled too sweetly.
"You've been warned Ryan. I told you to stay out of my way."And with that, I grabbed my bag and walked out. Of school and out of his life.
Nah, I was just kidding. I'm just going home to sleep.
