I Am A B!tch. - END

[esowtoo]

Hey guys, It's Li. Well, please support this story. Thanks!
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I
Am
A
B!tch

I am a b!tch. The biggest and b!tchiest of them all.

No one wants to argue with me ‘cause they know they’ll just get in trouble.

I know, everybody hates me secretly. They all have bad things to say about me.

Well, what can I do?

I’m a b!tch. Are you?

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Characters:
Tifanny Anna Cruz

Elizabeth Marie Fernandez

Joshua Michael Vendura

Joseph Alan Austria

Kristian Anton Mendoza

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

[nuelene]

hi i'm a biatch haha

support ko to!

pambungad pa lang..na-hook na ko..

[esowtoo]

Yey! Akala ko walang magbabasa. =) Ikaw na. Ikaw na biatch. 

[esowtoo]

Introduction

Na-feel mo na ba na yung lahat ng tao, galit sayo? Na lahat ng tao, ayaw ng ugali mo? Well, ako, oo. Normal naman sakin yun. Lagi naman eh. Lagi namang pakitang tao.

Well, di ko naman sila masisisi. Why? Because I am their b!tch. The darkling. The one who everybody despises. Oh well, I don’t care. They just don’t know what I’ve been through anyway.

I’ve been through hardships that they wouldn’t understand. I’ve been through many things hat they wouldn’t endure. I’ve been through a lot. They wouldn’t understand it.

Oh well, I know you’re bored now. So I’m gonna start my story.

Once upon a time…

Oh erase that.

I really am gonna start my story now. Or should I call it…b!tching?

That’s better!

Ok, I’m gonna start b!tching now.

[fuyu_reiko]

Interesting naman po...

[love_boo62]

Interesting...
Support ko to !

[esowtoo]

One

Hi. I’m 20 years old.

Ako nga pala si Tifanny. But you can call me Tifa because Tifanny is SO NOT COOL. I hate my parents for giving me that suckish name. But unlike my name, I am not suckish. Why? Because I’m the b!tch.

Alam mo naman siguro kung ano ang b!tch diba? Di ka naman siguro ganun katanga. O, kelangan ko pang i-explain sayo kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng b!tch?

A b!tch is a female canine. It is also a common English profanity for a woman that typically carries denigrating ormisogynistic overtones—such as resemblance to a dog. – Wikipedia

Gets? Di pa rin? Ang ibig sabihin ng b!tch, yung isang walang hiyang tao na masama ang ugali at ayaw ng lahat. Ok na?

Oo, ako yan. Ang b!tch ng college. Lahat ng tao, gusto ako pag nakaharap pero pag wala na ko, puro masamang salita ang lumalabas sa mga walang kwentang bunganga ng mga yan. Masyado lang silang duwag para sabihin sakin. Bakit? BECAUSE I AM THE B!TCH. Walang gusting makipag away sakin. Alam kasi nila ang kaya kong gawin.


Andito nga pala ako ngayon sa hallway ng building namen. As usual, lahat ng tao, nakatingin saken. Yung iba, pilit na ngiti. Yung iba, nagtago. Natatakot mapagtripan.

“Yan si Tifa!”
“Ang ganda nya talaga!”
“Maganda nga, b!tch naman.”
“Diba ‘sya yung gumawa nun kay Marc?”

Bulungan, chismisan. Akala mo di ko naririnig. Eh kalalakas naman ng mga boses, bulong ba tawag dun? Hay. Sino si Marc? Well, yung napagtripan ko kahapon.

“Hey, Tifa.”

“Hey there, Marc.” Nakangiting lumapit sakin ang mokong na basketball captain. Ang dakilang chickboy.

“So, you free later?”

“Why later? We can do it right here, right now.” I smiled and bit my lip. Which I know, is a turn on. Well, I’m gonna play his game. But not for long.

“Why the rush—“ Di ko na sya pinatapos. Alam ko kasing may teacher na. Hinalikan ko sya. Oo, kiss lang naman eh. I did this a lot of times na no.

“Mr Mendoza! Ms Cruz! What do you think you’re doing?” And that’s it. My cue to start the act.

“Ms Responzo! Help! Pinipilit po ako halikan nitong lalakeng ‘to!” Sabi ko as I pushed him away. Alam ko gulat sya sa narinig nya, but then, his game already ended, and mine just started.

“What the FCUK? Ako? Ikaw –“

“Enough Mr Mendoza! Go to the office, now! How dare you harass a maiden?!” Boom. Game over agad? Oh, so boring.

“FCUK you, Tifa. I’ll get back at you. B!tch!” He whispered to me. Nanlilisik na mata.

“Oh really now? Ok. Just give me a call, ok? Happy trip! By the way, I already know that I am a b!tch. A very beautiful one.”  Oo, tumawa ako. Nakakatawa ‘sya eh. May threat pa ‘syang nalalaman. Eh wala namang ibubuga. Haaaay.

Pagtapos ‘nun, umalis na sya. Nanlilisik pa rin ang mata sakin. Pati yung ‘Marcsters’ (Fanclub nung manyakis na mokong) eh ang sasama ng tingin sakin. Pasensya sila, nahalikan ko yung sinasamba nila.

Haay, boring. Boring masyado ang buhay ko. Masyadong predictable. Alam mo yung cycle nya? Lagi nalang ganun. Gusto ko ng thrill. Gusto ko ng bago.

Anyway, nandito na ‘ko sa room ng sunod na subject ko. Ako lang nakaupo mag-isa sa row. Wala akong katabi. Ayoko ng katabi. Alam yan ng lahat ng professor kaya hindi sila nagatabi ng kahit na sino. Di naman sila takot, pero wala ding gustong tumabi sakin eh. Yung huli kasing katabi ko, eh ilang beses natitisod sa hallway. Why? ALL BECAUSE OF ME.

“Good Morning class. How’s your day?” Aba, sino naman ‘to? Teka, nasa tamang room ba ko? Tama naman. Ano ‘to? Bagong teacher?

“Not really good. Sino ka ba?” Oo, ganyan ako magsasasagot. Mga classmate ko, takot sakin. Talagang nakatingin silang lahat sakin. Pati tong prof na to. Infairness, gwapo, erase that. He's HOT. Kaka-graduate palang siguro nito. Parang nasa 21-ish palang sya.

“Me? I’m Joshua Michael Vendura. 21 years old. I just graduated last year at--”

“The hell I care, Mr Joshua. I mean, who are you in this room?” As if I care. I didn’t ask for his background. He looked surprised but my classmates? They were looking badly at me. Maybe because I just humiliated their new campus crush.

“How rude, whatever your name is. Ok, I am your new Design teacher.” There! He answered my question! Finally.

“I know I am, ok? Well, I’m Tifa Cruz.” I can see that my blockmates are staring at me and him. We’re like two kids in a fight.

“Well, Ms Tifa. What are you in this class?” What am I? He doesn’t know?

“Well, haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy b!tch everyone is talking about.” I can hear some chatting from the class. Don’t they know that I know everything? Ugh.

“Ok! Well class, mind to introduce yourselves NICELY?” He emphasised the word 'NICELY' while looking at me.


Just wait, and he’ll see that b!tchiness they’ve been saying.

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fuyu_reiko: Really? Thanks! What's your name?
love_boo62: Thanks sis! What's your name?

[aussiepinoy97]

Sobra ka naman, Liane! Sabi na nga ba at hindi ka "divine" e. Sabi mo good girl ka, tapos ngayun magsusulat ka ng story may word na "B*tch"! Pero, support ko 'to.

[esowtoo]

Sobra ka naman, Liane! Sabi na nga ba at hindi ka "divine" e. Sabi mo good girl ka, tapos ngayun magsusulat ka ng story may word na "B*tch"! Pero, support ko 'to.

[love_boo62]

I'm Ara ? You ?

wow !!! elibs na ako... Tifa. You are one heck of a b1tch. 
carry on. 

[esowtoo]

I'm Liane! She is, right? I WILL! 

[Jajazzbee]

Jaja here, support ko 'to!

Shocks! Di ko ata kakayanin ang ka !@#$-han ni Tifa! My ged!

[fuyu_reiko]

Yun Oh! She's the type of !@#$ that i truly idolize.. Ang astig!!

Keep it up ate... This is a refreshing type of story... nice po

[esowtoo]

Jaja - Thanks! Haha! Kakayanin mo yan!
fuyu_reiko - Awww, thank you! What's you namee?

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Sorry guys, di ako makakapagupdate ngayon pero bukas, i'll try talaga. Wala kasing computer na pwedeng gamitin eh. Nakikigamit lang ako ngayon kasi wala kame sa bahay. Sana understand nyo. =)

Liane.

[esowtoo]

Two

Break na. Lunch break. Well, Nandito ako mag-isa sa ovals. Mag-isa akong nagla-lunch. Because I’m not like those other b!tches na lagging may kasamang mga asungot. I like being alone kaya. Madaming time para makapag-isip. NG KALOKOHAN.

Kanina? Puro walang kwenta lang nangyari. Nag-introduce mga blockmates ko dun kay Mr Walang Care Kung B!tch ako. Puro kalandian. Yung mga babae, puro beautiful eyes. Ang sarap dukutin ng mga mata.

“Ikaw ba si Tifa Cruz?” Hala, sino naman ‘tong asungot na ‘to? Pagtingin ko, bata. Mga nasa 8 palang siguro. Infairness, ang cute nya!
Anyway, pinakita ko nalang I.D ko sa kanya habang sinipsip ko pa yung Zagu ko. Pagkatingin ko sa kanya, tuwang tuwa yung mukha nya.

“Oh my gosh! Tifa Cruz!” Niyakap nya ko. Hala? O.A? Pero di ko ‘sya tinulak or whatsoever. Di naman ako b!tch pagdating sa mga bata. I like kids, kaya! They’re so adorable!

“Hey kid, what’s up?”  then she pulled away, looked at me and smiled once again. She’s so cute! Then she pulled a pen out of her backpack. Siguro uwian na nito. May dala dala pang bag and naka-uniform pa sya eh.

“Please, sign this!” Then may pinakita ‘syang notebook. Ano ‘to? Fan? Ang bata naman nya. Pano nya ko nakilala?

“Uhh…Ok? What’s your name, cute kid?” And she was like, her whole face lit up. Like a kid who’s having a fun day at the park.

“I’m Abigail Vendura po. Fan ‘nyo! I read your blog everyday!” Vendura? Teka, familiar surname ‘to ah. Wow. I know I am ‘famous’ on the internet because of my blog but I don’t know that a little kid reads it! I signed her paper and handed it to her but I don’t want her to go yet.

“Hey, I’m gonna call you Abi, ok? And you’re not a fan. We’re friends now.” Nag-smile ako. Nag smile din sya. I like this kid! Too cute.

“Really? Then, Ate Tifa?” Cool. I always wanted to have a little sister. And now, I have one! Well, not really but you et the point, right?

“Yes. I am your Ate Tifa. Now, do you have someone with you, Abi?  Nakakapagtaka naman kasi kung walang kasama to. Alam ko, bawal pumasok sa campus ang mga hindi dito nag-aaral, pwera nalang kung may kasama.

“Yes po. Kasama ko po yung kuya ko. Kinulit ko lang po yun na isama ako ngayon dito kasi alam ko na dito ikaw nag-aaral.” Then nag smile ulit sya. SO ADORABLE! Ang sarap kurutin nitong batang ‘to!

“Oh, well then. Who’s your kuya?”

“Halika ate! Papakilala kita sa kanya! Bagay kayong dalawa, maganda ka, gwapo sya!" Hala? At sino naman kaya yun? Gwapo daw?

“Ok, san ba ‘sya?” Aba syempre, wapo daw eh. JOKE.

“Dun po sa may covered court daw. Dun daw nya ako aantayin kasi nga hinanap kita.” Aba, die-hard naman pala ‘tong batang ‘to eh. Sa laki ng campus, nahanap ako?

Tumayo na kami, then naglakad papuntang covered court. Madaming tumingin kasi nakahawak si Abi sa kamay ko. Sus, pake ko sa kanila.

“Uy, sino yung batang kasama ni Tifa?”
“Ang cute naman nya! Anak kaya?”
“Hala, may anak si Tifa oh!”

Mga g*go talaga tao dito. Anak daw? Edi ibig sabihin nabuntis ako nung mga 13 palang ako? NO WAY NO! Virgin pa ata ‘to.

“Tell me, how old are you?”

“Ako? 8 years old na po.” Sabi na eh. 8 lang ‘tong batang ‘to. “Ayun na po si kuya oh!” Teka, ayun na daw kuya nya.

Teka, parang kilala ko yun ah.

P*kshet. Sya kaya yun?



AY TAE, SYA NGA.

Kilala nyo yung kuya nitong cute na cute na batang ‘to? Walang iba kundi si Mr Walang Pakialam Kung B*tch Ako.

“Hi kuya!” Then yumakap na ‘sya. Ang cute naman nila, teka, si Abi lang pala. K?

“Hey, Abi. Ano, ayos ka na ba?”

“Opo! Ito pala si Ate Tifa!” Then tumingin sya sakin. Gusto ko ng magpaka b!tch kaso di pwede. I mean, ayoko. May bata no. Mabait kaya ako pag may bata.

“It’s you.” Nag smile ako sa kana, nag smile din sya. FAKE. Che. Sabi na nga ba eh, familiar yung surname.

“It’s me.” Then smile ulit ‘sya. This time, kay Abi na. “Abi, laro ka muna dun oh.”

“Baket kuya, may gagawin ka kay ate no? Anyway, sige. Bye bye Ate Tifa! Bye kuya!” Then tumakbo na sya palayo. Ang kulit naman nung batang yun. Gagawin daw? Anyway, di naman malabo yun.

“Ikaw pala yung idol ng kapatid ko.”

“Idol? I’m not. We’re friends now.” We are! I am friends with an 8-year-old!

“Matagal ka na nyang nakekwento sakin. Ang ganda mo daw. Di nga ‘sya nagkamali.” Teka, ano daw? Alam ko, maganda talaga ako no. 

Umupo ‘sya sa may hagdan ng stadium, then tumingin sakin.


“b!tch ka nga lang.” Teka, ano daw? B!tch? Di nga sya nagkakamali pero di pa naman nya ako nakikita magpaka b!tch ah. Close kame?

Gusto nyang makita pagka b!tch ko? Teka nga. Masampolan nga ‘tong abnormal na ‘to.




Then I kicked his balls.