funniest answers

[Istle_18]

Eto galing sa friend ko.

Friend:"Alam mo yung  liturgy?"
Ako:"Hindi.Ano?"
Friend: Yan ang pagkatapos ng letter F"

Like Seriously?? Tinawanan ko to ng bonggang bongga

[yeppeuda_]

We were standing by the bridge over the small creek with almost no water since the gym for PE class was closed.

Sir: O, bakit kayo nandito sa bridge? Dito ba classes natin?
J: Ay sir... akala ko dito na ang ating venue para sa sport laruin natin this quarter.
Sir: Really? Akala ko kickball. Anu pala i-learn dito?
J: Swimming, po. Tatalon na sana ako from the bridge.

[Toffee Apple]

My sister called home. Yung dad ko sumagot. Tanong ng kapatid ko:

"Dad, are you home?"

Ay hindi.