LOVE WITHOUT THE BS-mark0110's take on your love problems.

[mark010]

Tired of all those sugarcoated words you hear over & over again from your friends?
Sick of hearing oh-so-sweet-&-ideal advice that doesn't seem to work?
had enough of the "just be yourself" cliche when you ask how to win over a lust/love object?

you've come to the right place! post your love problems & dilemmas & i'll try my best to provide you with my most honest answer-- no sugar.

[gazell]

what it do nigga boo me gots a problemo major up in this piece. yesee i was gettin' ma edukayshamon on when some nigga stepped and was likeee

"yo maaa i'm really diggin' yo swagga."

and i'm like

"back it up nigga me no even know you nawwwmean. yadigg foo. get'cha steppin befoh i prop mah aces on yo punkass. and dats real talk nigga. get wit it mmhmm."

but this nigga real hard in the head yadigg. ever since he be buggin' me like crazy. he loco yadigg.

how i get him off mah back cuh sometimes i wanna bust a ceeayepee in his you know.

 

[mark010]

gazell, you are still asian, quit acting like your skin is darker than mcnugget's nipple or i'll pop ya brown asss 

[rave_mignon]

mwahaha.. labanan na ba tayong tatlod ito?hahaha.
mnung una love triangle daw tayo.. tapos ngayon.. love doctors na..haha

[gazell]

gazell, you are still asian, quit acting like your skin is darker than mcnugget's nipple or i'll pop ya brown asss 

is that your advice for me?
because seriously i need advice. 

mwahaha.. labanan na ba tayong tatlod ito?hahaha.
mnung una love triangle daw tayo.. tapos ngayon.. love doctors na..haha

he thinks he can be a better love doc than everyone else just because he's had more experience than us.
it's really NOT our fault that we're not 50,000 centuries old like he is. 

[mark010]

is that your advice for me?
because seriously i need advice. 
he thinks he can be a better love doc than everyone else just because he's had more experience than us.
it's really NOT our fault that we're not 50,000 centuries old like he is. 

i'm not saying that i am a better love doc, the only thing i can promise is that i won't give bullsyit advice
and yes, i do have more experience than your puppy love hits

mwahaha.. labanan na ba tayong tatlod ito?hahaha.
mnung una love triangle daw tayo.. tapos ngayon.. love doctors na..haha

anong love triangle pinagsasasabi mo? wala akong alam jan a. may thread ka rin pala?

[rave_mignon]

he thinks he can be a better love doc than everyone else just because he's had more experience than us.
it's really NOT our fault that we're not 50,000 centuries old like he is. 

haha. tama. baka nakakuha din siya ng advice ka lapu - lapu..haha [peace mark..haha]

anong love triangle pinagsasasabi mo? wala akong alam jan a. may thread ka rin pala?

hahaha.. naku. sa thread mo nga sa who's who nag-umpisa yun..haha..
oo matagal na. matagal ko na din plinano yun eh..haha

[mark010]

haha. tama. baka nakakuha din siya ng advice ka lapu - lapu..haha [peace mark..haha]
hahaha.. naku. sa thread mo nga sa who's who nag-umpisa yun..haha..
oo matagal na. matagal ko na din plinano yun eh..haha

nako biena nahahawa ka na sa kabaduyan ng tabachingching na yan
wala ako alam talaga na ganun. haha. sobra tagal na patay thread ko e

[Lavinia]

Okay, so I've noticed na mukhang iba ang pinunta ng mga patients mo dito sa love clinic mo.

Anyways, I guess I'll start.

Here's the fairy tale:

~~~

The Happy Princess

Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom, there lived a prince and a princess. They were always together. And so, the villain got so jealous. The villain tried to be happy, but fate was unkind. The prince and princess never cared how the villain felt, for as long as they were happy flirting with each other. Their love story proceeded as it was meant. And they lived happily ever after.

Cast:

Prince = Him
Princess = Her
Villain = Me

~~~

I've been in this state of jealousy for three years straight. I just can't get rid of it. I tried looking away, pero it doesn't completely erase the pain. Ano kaya marereseta mo sakin, Doc?

[catherine_88]

another love doctor? nagsusulputan kayo ah.
there's panda, gazell, and KA. (from what i know of)

[mark010]

Okay, so I've noticed na mukhang iba ang pinunta ng mga patients mo dito sa love clinic mo.

Anyways, I guess I'll start.

Here's the fairy tale:

~~~

The Happy Princess

Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom, there lived a prince and a princess. They were always together. And so, the villain got so jealous. The villain tried to be happy, but fate was unkind. The prince and princess never cared how the villain felt, for as long as they were happy flirting with each other. Their love story proceeded as it was meant. And they lived happily ever after.

Cast:

Prince = Him
Princess = Her
Villain = Me

~~~

I've been in this state of jealousy for three years straight. I just can't get rid of it. I tried looking away, pero it doesn't completely erase the pain. Ano kaya marereseta mo sakin, Doc?

ang creative mo naman magshare ng loveproblem
anyway, i hafta ask details first:
how old are you?
etong prince & princess ba eh committed?
ano relation mo sa kanilang 2?
do you feel that the guy has the slightest like/interest in you?
do you wanna go for the guy or just want to get rid of the envy you're feeling?

thanks

another love doctor? nagsusulputan kayo ah.
there's panda, gazell, and KA. (from what i know of)

albularyo ako. hahaha. and as you can see, i don't give out hasty love advices

[catherine_88]

albularyo ako. hahaha. and as you can see, i don't give out hasty love advices

i'm kinda excited as to what your advices to this girls will be mr. albularyo.

[Lavinia]

how old are you?

-I'm 16. I don't know what this has to do with anything. You probably asked this because of the childish fairy tale, right? Heehee.

etong prince & princess ba eh committed?

-Not officially. Di ko naman masyado pinapansin yung boyfriend-girlfriend relationship because I believe it's just a title. Di ko rin sure kung mutual feelings nila.

ano relation mo sa kanilang 2?

-They're both my classmates, so I see them doing things together every single day. They are either bitter or neutral to me, but never hostile. Bitter, meaning medyo naiilang at umiiwas pero hindi naman umaatake.

do you feel that the guy has the slightest like/interest in you?

-Not anymore. I've given up on that ridiculous fantasy a long time ago.

do you wanna go for the guy or just want to get rid of the envy you're feeling?

-The story is over. Villains don't get happy endings. I just want to get rid of this jealousy.

[mark010]

how old are you?

-I'm 16. I don't know what this has to do with anything. You probably asked this because of the childish fairy tale, right? Heehee.

etong prince & princess ba eh committed?

-Not officially. Di ko naman masyado pinapansin yung boyfriend-girlfriend relationship because I believe it's just a title. Di ko rin sure kung mutual feelings nila.

ano relation mo sa kanilang 2?

-They're both my classmates, so I see them doing things together every single day. They are either bitter or neutral to me, but never hostile. Bitter, meaning medyo naiilang at umiiwas pero hindi naman umaatake.

do you feel that the guy has the slightest like/interest in you?

-Not anymore. I've given up on that ridiculous fantasy a long time ago.

do you wanna go for the guy or just want to get rid of the envy you're feeling?

-The story is over. Villains don't get happy endings. I just want to get rid of this jealousy.

okay okay. since the guy & the girl are mutually committed to exclusive flirting and the guy doesn't seem to be interested in you, you did the right thing by saving your face & letting 'em go.
now, there's no way to get rid of that jealousy as long as you still like this guy. best way to do is distract yourself with whatever. pag ang tao bored, walang magawa at may problema sa pagibig, mag-iisip ng kung ano ano yan-mappraning in short. so keep yourself busy! hangout with your friends or better yet, flirt with that other uncommitted guy you like (if there is one)

Not officially. Di ko naman masyado pinapansin yung boyfriend-girlfriend relationship because I believe it's just a title. Di ko rin sure kung mutual feelings nila.

i like the way you think

[rave_mignon]

nako biena nahahawa ka na sa kabaduyan ng tabachingching na yan
wala ako alam talaga na ganun. haha. sobra tagal na patay thread ko e

haha.. ayan binuhay ko ulit..haha


ayh naku. nag-aadvice pala talaga ikaw?haha.. sige nga minsan isshare ko ang aking problema. haha