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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #330 on: January 27, 2012, 08:42:52 PM »
2nd Year College. Basic Life Support Training namin. May return demonstration kami ng CPR, nung tapos na kaming lahat syempre kwentuhan nalang. Yung isa kong classmate nagkwento, si *insert another classmate's name here* sabi kanina "The victim is breastless!" instead na breathless. Ayun, tawa kaming lahat.  :D

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #331 on: January 28, 2012, 12:03:49 PM »
2nd Year College. Basic Life Support Training namin. May return demonstration kami ng CPR, nung tapos na kaming lahat syempre kwentuhan nalang. Yung isa kong classmate nagkwento, si *insert another classmate's name here* sabi kanina "The victim is breastless!" instead na breathless. Ayun, tawa kaming lahat.  :D

haha.. natawa ako sis..  :D may naalala din ako dyan sa CPR na yan.. nag training kasi kami sa Red Cross nun ng BLS.. nakahilera kami lahat nun tapos by pairs.. tapos partner ko yung bestfriend ko, instead na ang sabihin niya  na "I 'm _________, and I am a Red Cross Volunteer.." ang nasabi niya " Im a RED HORSE volunteer"  :D :D :D LOL.. super tawa kami! haha.. hindi na kami nakasabay sa iba sa kakatawa..
_♥ I don't mind if he catches me staring at him.. Atleast I know that he stared back.. :]]

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #332 on: January 28, 2012, 05:00:16 PM »
haha.. natawa ako sis..  :D may naalala din ako dyan sa CPR na yan.. nag training kasi kami sa Red Cross nun ng BLS.. nakahilera kami lahat nun tapos by pairs.. tapos partner ko yung bestfriend ko, instead na ang sabihin niya  na "I 'm _________, and I am a Red Cross Volunteer.." ang nasabi niya " Im a RED HORSE volunteer"  :D :D :D LOL.. super tawa kami! haha.. hindi na kami nakasabay sa iba sa kakatawa..

Same. Sa Red Cross din yung training namin. :)

LOL. Natawa ko. Haha. Napaghahalata e. Just kidding.  ;)

May naalala din ako. About BLS Training pa din. Sa amin kasi ang pinapasabi, "I'm a trained first aider, can I help?" From the other block naman nagsabi nito, "I'm a trained airbender, can I help?" Tawa na lang kami ng tawa nung nakwento yan. Siguro kinakabahan. Pero airbender?! Layo. Haha.

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #333 on: April 20, 2012, 07:23:23 PM »
hehe. me too! dami ng ganyan ang nangyayari sa 'kin.. one is.. kami kasi ng friend ko pinaguusapan yung about sa fieldtrip.. na gusto na namin dalhin lahat ng nasa bahay namin.. then bigla kong nasabi "eh kung dalhin mo na lang kaya yung feildtrip sa bus?" hahahahaha. bigla kaming nagtawanan nun.

ung isa pa eh nag-aasaran kasi kami.. same friend,, sabi namin maglalaslas kami.. then nasabi ko bigla, "maghiwa tayo ng dugo!!" tapos sya rin naman sabi nya "oo nga".. bigla kong naisip, hihiwain?? dugo?? hahahaha..

ang dami pa ehh.. i'll share ulit pag naalala ko na..

OMG HAHA!! LAUGHTRIP!! =))
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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #334 on: April 20, 2012, 07:30:03 PM »
eto naman yung mga madalas na sinasabi ng teacher namin...

pag may gagawin na by group...eto ang sasabihin niya..
"form a straight circle" huwaaaht?? panu yun??

pag galit naman siya sa 3 kong kaklase...
"YOU, YOU and YOU!! get out both of you three!!" huh?? anu ba talaga??

pag sobrang galit na siya...
"Call your parents tomorrow right now!!!" ahh...anu raw??

tapos kung makapag pronounce ng mga words eh ganito..

Squass-Squash
fress water-fresh water
ubi-ube
and many more!

OHMEGAHD!!! I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!  ;D :D MABABALIW NA AKO
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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #335 on: April 20, 2012, 08:09:08 PM »
WAHAHA! KANINA PA AKO NAGBABASA! SHARE DIN AKO..

Kausap ko lola ko nun...
Lola: Uy, paki kuha mo nga ung kwan...
me: ung ano po?
lola: ung kwan?
me: ung (nagsimula na akong manghula. hehe)
lola: hindi ung kwan kako...

HAHA! AY EWAN! DI NA MAALALA :))
KWAN- words na kadalasan ginagamit sa province namin.  :D ;D
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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #336 on: April 22, 2012, 03:45:47 PM »
hahhaha.... may role play kmi sa room tapos ang dapat kong sabihin eh "bakit ka ganyan?!" tapos dapat galit expression ko, pero dahil sa kaba ang nasabi ko lang... "bakit ka ginanyan?!" tapos aun tawa sila ng tawa. nakakahiya. :-[



ito pa.. ung cousin ko saka bf niya nag-aaway.

cousin: hoy babaero sumama ka na lang sa babae mo!
bf: ano'ng suman?!

grabeng tawa ko kasi sa phone lang yun ehhh. ;D



tapos yung minsan nag-report cm8 ko sa harap ng board.. pinagpapawisan sya tapos kinakabhan. then tinanong siya ni miss about dun sa sets of geometry figures na pinapakita niya sa board taz gulat na kami nung answer nung cm8 ko w/ matching turo pa sa board..,,.

"the sex of.."

HAHAHAHA..,, lutang na lutang pa tawa ko non pero super tawa moment!! ;D



teacher ko nung 4th yr..

Ok class! 1/4 sheet of paper! lengthwise!  :D



sir: did you walk or did you run?
classmate: did you run sir

POTA LAFTRIP  ;D


« Last Edit: April 22, 2012, 09:14:16 PM by Bruno Mars »

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #337 on: July 08, 2012, 06:05:26 PM »
ahaha. nakakatuwa naman. share ko rin ung akin. Kasi may seatwork kami nun sa math tapos tinanong ko ung mga classmate ko na nasa harap ko kung ano ung sasagutan kasi di ako nakikinig (btw, umalis ung teacher namin nun nagpunta yta sa cr kya sila lang ung maingay sa room namin that time)  .. ahaha. tapos naiinis na tlga ako nun kase ayaw nila akong pansinin nagdadaldalan kase sila tapos bigla ko na lng sinigaw na "nice one talking" (nice one at nice talking) hahahahha. so sakto namang tumahimik ung room nung nasabi ko yun. tawanan lahat eh. hahha. memorable  lng eh.. :D

Tapos Logic class namin nun. tatawagin ko na sana si prof/sir pero bigla ko na lng nasabi na 'PIR!'( pinagsamang prof at sir) ahaha. narinig nung katabi ko tapos tinanong nya kung baket PIR ung sinisigaw ko. sinabi ko sa kanya na tinatawag ko ung prof namen. tapos  dun ko lng din narealize baket PIR? 2 times ko pang naisigaw yun. buti na lng  maingay sa room namen nung time na yun kundi sobrang kahiya hiya. ahaha.. :D

Meron pa. one time niloloko ako nung mga blockmates ko.. bigla kong nasabi nanaman "nakakabasar talaga kau!" (banas/asar) hahaha. ::)


now you know how good i am when it comes to stuttering?!  hahaha ewan ko ba bigla na lang lumalabas sa bibig ko yang mga words.pag naaalala ko yan tinatawanan ko na lng sarili ko.. ahahaha. best moments! :D ;D

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #338 on: July 26, 2012, 11:52:44 PM »
omg...u really made my day...tnx for the laughs..!

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #339 on: October 10, 2012, 08:59:26 PM »
1.Ang problema sa aming batch ngayon: Is it "twenty" or "twennie"? (20) =))
2. The precipi... the perciti... the prepici... the precipiTAYshun... the precipitation...
3. Brother: "What did she said?" | Mom: "She say to go to there."

wow, seeing your posts made me laugh so hard. n_n
and so, this is my opera...

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #340 on: November 13, 2012, 10:14:33 PM »
that was so funny!  ;D

I frequently have that moment.

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #341 on: January 18, 2013, 11:03:41 AM »
Nasa mall kasi kami nun ng mga kaibigan ko. Bale, pauwi na kami nun. Nag-uusap nalang kami kung kalian kami magkikita ulit kasi sabay-sabay kaming magpapa rebond. Sabi nung kaibigan ko:

“Kailan ba? Sa linggo o sa Sunday?”


Hahaha. :D

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #342 on: February 02, 2013, 02:17:32 PM »
Omigosh, that's hilarious. Ako din may bloopers. Me and my friends were talking about hunger games tapos sabi ko diba may third book yun and imbis na mockingjay yung sabihin ko I said "MOCKINGBIRD". Tawa sila ng tawa, I had an excuse naman kasi diba bird yung book cover niya. Kaya akala ko talaga mockingbird yung title hahaha really embarrassing, pero napasaya ko naman sila kaya okay lang haha  ;D

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #343 on: February 02, 2013, 02:23:30 PM »
Isa pa, me and my friends were asked to be the production team sa isang event. Tapos edi nag uusap usap na kami and I was rambling about the plans and stuff. "Blah blah blah blah so kelan yung DRUN RY natin?" and they all stared at tapos ako parang "Why?" Tapos bigla silang nag tawanan. I didn't get it at first until na magsalita yung isa kong friend. "Anong DRUN RY?" and that's when I realized na Dry Run pala hindi DRUN RY. HAHA

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Re: verbal/word bloopers
« Reply #344 on: February 02, 2013, 10:55:01 PM »
Nabili ako sa tindahan nun at ang bibilhin ko talaga ay 'yung Oishi na maanghang. Nasabi ko sa tindera, "Meron po kayong spicy na maanghang?" ;D Tapos hindi ko pa namalayan na 'yun pala ang nasabi ko, hanggang sa inulit niya 'yung sinabi ko. :D

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Update:

Eto pa, most recent word blooper ko. Malapit na kasi 'yung araw ng CGEAT exam namin, eh iba-iba ang magiging classroom namin dun. Nung nakita ko 'yung mga room assignment namin, natuwa ako dahil ang dami kong kakilala sa exam room ko. Isa dun si Nestor. Edi 'yun, sa jeep pauwi, narinig kong pinag-uusapan nung dalawang kaklase ko na saang room daw ba siya. Sounds like Nestor kasi 'yung pangalan. Sinigaw ko pa sa kanila, "Ah, si Nestor? Ka-room ko 'yun eh!" Proud na proud pa 'ko pagkasabi ko nun. Tapos sabi nung isa sa kanila, "Hindi Nestor. LESTER!" Pahiya tuloy ako. Tawanan pa sila. xD
« Last Edit: February 26, 2013, 07:27:10 PM by ltlmstwntysx »

 

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