Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:Ron: Mum sent me a dress.
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Ron: Blimey, Harry. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?
Harry: I think I'd take the dragon now.
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Ron: Bloody hell!
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Cedric Diggory: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor? It's not a bad place for a bath.
Just take your egg and... mull things over in the hot water.
[other meaning
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Professor Snape: A rather rare herb, gillyweed. Not something found in your everyday garden.
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Ron: Yeah, well, what's life without a few dragons?
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Hermione: Next to last! Fleur couldn't get past "ze grindylows".
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Neville: Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!
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Sirius Black: . P.S...”
[the bird bites Harry's hand]
Harry: AH!
Sirius Black: "The bird bites."
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Harry: I don't give a damn what your father thinks, Malfoy! He's vile and cruel, and you're just pathetic!
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Padma Patil: [to Ron] Don't you look... dashing.
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Seamus: What do you suppose he's got there?
Harry: I don't know, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice.
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Rita Skeeter: Everyone loves a rebel, Harry.
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Voice inside the egg: Come seek us where our voices sound, we cannot sing above the ground. An hour long you'll have to look to recover what we took.
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Voldemort: I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. If they speak of you, they'll only speak of how you begged for death. And I being a merciful Lord... obliged.
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Professor McGonagall: Inside every girl is a swan, waiting to burst out in flight.
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Ron: Ginny, these must be for you.
Ginny: I'm not wearing that. It's ghastly.
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Hermione: Promise you'll write me this summer? Both of you!
Ron: Oh, I won't. You know I won't!
Hermione: Harry'll write me, won't you?
Harry: Yeah, every week.
[sarcasm]
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Hermione: I'm not an owl!
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Harry: Ijustwanderedifmaybeyouwantedtogototheballwithme!
Cho Chang: Sorry, I didn't catch that.
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Dumbledore: [to Harry] I never liked these curtains. I set them on fire in my fourth year. Accidentally, of course.
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George, Fred: [together] Feet off the table!
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George: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
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Ron: [on Krum] There's no one like Krum! He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! He's more than an athlete... he's an artist.
Ginny: I think you're in love, Ron.
Ron: Shut up!
George: [grabs one of Ron's hands and begins singing] Victor, I love you
Fred: [grabs Ron's other hand] Victor, I do
Fred, George, Harry: When we're apart my heart beats only for you!
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No, don't worry. I'm not an HP fan.
Muhaha.
