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Corny Pick-Up Lines. Share 'em here!
« on: January 03, 2007, 08:14:11 pm »
Okay, so I've decided to seperate this from the Joketime thread so that madaling mahanap ng mga may gusto din nito, INCLUDING ME.

*I'll edit any similar posts nalang huh. Sorry in advanced.


ORIGINAL POST

My friends and I started cracking jokes then suddenly someone said a pick-line. Sobrang bumebenta samin! Haha ;D

Do you know any tagalog pick-up line? Share niyo naman. :)


Eto yung mga alam ko so far:

* Ipapapulis kita!
Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko. :D

* May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Type kasi kita. :D

* Kuto ka ba?
Kasi I can't get you off my head. :D

* Para kang isang pustiso..
I can't smile without you. :D
« Last Edit: January 10, 2007, 04:17:20 pm by kang_kang »
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 09:29:26 pm »
 ;D  ;D

= Teleserye ka ba?
   Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

= Hindi ka ba napapagod?
   You keep running in my mind eh.

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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 08:16:09 am »
may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.

kung didiretsuhin ko ba to,
diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
at ikaw ang "LAB" ko!

kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo sken.

kung posporo ka at posporo ako
eh di MATCH tayo.

pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba kei pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]

ito di na to tagalog..
- you know what look good on you? ME.
- youmust be the reason for global warming... because your HOT.
- you dropped your smile; can i pick it up for you?
- i think i need to call heaven. because they've lost one of their angels.
- can i have directions to your heart?
- i wish i were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.
- i lost my number, can i have yours?
did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me?
- i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.


pag binabasa ko mga yan, sumasakit tiyan ko kakatawa. ;D ;D
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 08:33:06 am »
i got these from a friend:

a: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
b: No. Why?
a: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

(if you're slow like me, here's the explanation for that:
La Salle>Green Archers
Archer>Bow and Arrow
Bow and Arrow>Cupid
Cupid>Love) ;D
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 07:37:18 pm »
Omg! Haha :D Eto pa yung mga nalaman ko:



* Para kg TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

* May lahi ka bang dictionary?
'Coz you give meaning to my life.

* Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.

* Do you drink yakult?
'Coz everyday you're ok.

:D :D :D :D
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 12:37:43 am »
whahaha. kukulit naman nito! :)
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 12:55:50 am »
Quote from: yuki_o16 on January 04, 2007, 08:16:09 am
may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.

kung didiretsuhin ko ba to,
diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
at ikaw ang "LAB" ko!

kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo sken.

kung posporo ka at posporo ako
eh di MATCH tayo.

pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba kei pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]

ito di na to tagalog..
- you know what look good on you? ME.
- youmust be the reason for global warming... because your HOT.
- you dropped your smile; can i pick it up for you?
- i think i need to call heaven. because they've lost one of their angels.
- can i have directions to your heart?
- i wish i were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.
- i lost my number, can i have yours?
did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me?
- i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.


pag binabasa ko mga yan, sumasakit tiyan ko kakatawa. ;D ;D

nice quotes..!!
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2007, 03:16:52 pm »
nasan ka kagabi?

wala ka ata sa panaginip ko!


ayowwwwwwwwwn!
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2007, 04:13:52 pm »

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my dictionary ka ba dyan?


hindi ko kasi madefine ang salitang love without you..
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uy may free time ka ba?
samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist..


dalhin ko raw kinababaliwan ko..
« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 03:34:42 pm by kang_kang »
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Re: Corny Pick-Up Lines. Share 'em here!
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2007, 06:27:17 pm »
nung minahal kita, daig ko pa natraffic sa EDSA.





i can't move on. XD
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Re: Corny Pick-Up Lines. Share 'em here!
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2007, 06:44:18 pm »
"may lahi ka bang aswang?...




ang pangit mo kasi.. "

yan ang banat para sa mga gustong mabanatan..
haha..  ;D :D
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Re: Tagalog Pick-Up Lines.
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2007, 09:18:05 pm »
Quote from: yuki_o16 on January 04, 2007, 08:16:09 am
may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.

kung didiretsuhin ko ba to,
diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
at ikaw ang "LAB" ko!

kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo sken.

kung posporo ka at posporo ako
eh di MATCH tayo.

pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba kei pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]

ito di na to tagalog..
- you know what look good on you? ME.
- youmust be the reason for global warming... because your HOT.
- you dropped your smile; can i pick it up for you?
- i think i need to call heaven. because they've lost one of their angels.
- can i have directions to your heart?
- i wish i were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.
- i lost my number, can i have yours?
did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me?
- i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.


pag binabasa ko mga yan, sumasakit tiyan ko kakatawa. ;D ;D

nice one!
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Re: Corny Pick-Up Lines. Share 'em here!
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2007, 09:28:59 am »
I think I'm a bad player...

















because I keep on missing you. :D

Ayan ang mga banat! ;D
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Re: Corny Pick-Up Lines. Share 'em here!
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2007, 10:33:27 am »
"Miss.. alam mo ba,


hindi tayo hayop..



hindi tayo tao..



at hindi tayo halaman..




BAGAY tayo! BAGAY!!"





Namaaaaaaann!!!!  ;D
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Re: Corny Pick-Up Lines. Share 'em here!
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2007, 11:47:05 am »
ei mag-empake sa na. punta tayo sa home for the aged. kasi,















i want to grow old with you eh! XD
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