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The Joketime thread // Read page ONE before posting.
« on: October 19, 2006, 09:23:07 am »
Share your jokes here. Be it a knock-knock joke, trivia, etc.

Follow the FORUM GUIDELINES.


*Oops. No GREEN jokes please.

Nothing's corny.

Post away!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 09:15:42 am by kang_kang »
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 08:15:27 pm »
I just heard it from my classmates....

May isang bata sumakay sa jeep...

Bata: Mama,(driver) bayad po...

Driver: San toh galing?

Bata: Malamang, sa bulsa ko...

Driver(nag-iisip: pilosopong bata to ah) Eh san pupunta?

Bata: *anga ka ba, eh di sayo....


yun lang siya.....
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2006, 11:03:22 am »
Hahahaha. Nareceive ko din yan sa text nak..

O eto...

"Ang gitara...





Kahit gano katibay....






Pag hinampas sa mukha mo...








DUROG!!!!"


Ewan ko. Natawa ako dun eh! :D
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2006, 03:39:21 pm »
pinost ko na to sa oops board eh....

Anak: *umiiyak* Nay!!!

Nanay: O, bakit ka umiiyak!?

Anak: Eh kasi, nay, sabi nung mga kaklase ko, malaki daw ilong ko!!!

Sniff, sniff...

















Anak:NAY?! ASAN KA NA?!!!

hehehe...kakatawa kasi...:D
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2006, 06:08:43 pm »
Di lang ako sure kung green joke toh....
pero sa tingin ko hindi siya green..

3 lalake nagkasala sa tribu:
CHIEF: kayo dala tig-10 prutas na pare-pareho tapos kayo balik dito..

Unang bumalik si Juan na may dalang 10 santol...

CHIEF:pasok mo lahat santol sa pwet mo, pag ikaw nangiwi o nangiti, patay ka..

Pinasok ni Juan, nangiwi...patay!

Sumunod na dumating si Pedro, may dalang 10 ubas... Nasa pang-10 na sana siya nang mapangiti...

Nagkita sina Juan at Pedro sa langit..

JUAN: buhay ka pa sana kung di ka nangiti sa pang-10 ubas...Bakit ka nga ba ngumiti?
PEDRO: Nakita ko kasi si berto, may dalang langka..

ewan ko kung nakakatawa pero nung nabasa ko toh, tawa ako ng tawa.... ;D
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2006, 06:42:28 pm »
^ Ahahaha. Nabasa ko na din yan sa text din. Nope. Di naman siya green joke. ;)
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2006, 09:00:25 pm »
i've got three jokes..















































joke
joke
joke..























whoa!!!!
sabe niu nothing's corny..
hahah....peace out!!!!!11111
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2006, 09:55:46 pm »
 ang stars ginawa para makapagwish..
  angels ginawa para taga bantay..


    eh ako? bakit ako ginawa?

 wala lang...

       pampaganda ng VIEW!!  ;)
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2006, 03:32:13 pm »
Sa isang Museum...


Pedro: Ito bang pangit na 'to and tinatawag ninyong "art"!
          Ang pangit, nakakasuka!

Guide: Hindi po sir...salamin yan!

*ok lang yung corny ha... :D
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2006, 07:32:12 pm »
SA SEMENTERYO

GUARD (habang nagiikot sa sementeryo) : Ay sus maryosep Miss nagulat naman ako sayo.. akala ko multo ka

BABAE: kainis kasi ehh pinapalitan ko yung pangalan ko wrong speLLing eh..
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2006, 07:46:43 pm »
natatawa ako dito eh....ewan ko ba...

may apat na presidente....
pag nagsinunggaling mamamatay.....


una si Ex-President Fidel Ramos...
I think I have a lot of hair.....
bigla siyang namatay....

sumunod si Ex-President Cory Aquino...
I think I don't like yellow....
tapos bigla siyang namatay...

tapos is President Gloria Arroyo na..
I think I'm very tall....
bigla rin siyang namatay....

tapos yung last si Ex-President Erap..

sabi niya....

I think.................................
tapos namatay agad siya...

gets niyo???


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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2006, 02:27:47 pm »
^ gets na gets! Hehe.

"Kung talagang para sa'yo ang isang tao...















Eh di sa'yo!! Sa'yong sa'yo na!!











I saksak mo sa baga mo!! Kamkamin mo!!
KADAMUTAN!!"


Wahahaha. Loved that one.
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2006, 09:34:27 pm »
Juan: Pedro sabihin moh nga doon sa kano bukas bag nyah....

Pedro: Hey Joe,, your bag is tommorow...

kahit corny ah! :D

at yung parang kay ate jazza

May isang babaeng sumakay sa jeep...

Girl: Ma... magkano poh divisoria

Driver: Bakit moh yinatanong bibilin moh bah?

Girl:  :o

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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2006, 01:21:35 am »
nakuha ko lang to sa friendster eh..........

There are three kinds of people, the one who knows how to count and the one who doesn't.

Gets niyo? ;D
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Re: The Joketime thread
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2006, 01:28:03 pm »
Isang babae kasama ang anak pumapara ng jeep
Babae: Manong magkano po pamasahe?
Driver: P7.50 lang po.
Babae: Eh pag nakakandung po ba may bayad?
Driver: Wala po.
Babae: Ang bata ba may bayad?
Driver: Maliit pa naman po anak niyo Ale. Wala pang bayad yan.
Babae: Sige anak. Maupo ka na. Kandungin mo nalang ako!

Hehe. Corny pero natawa ako dito. ;D
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