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10 @SinglesOfAteneo Profile Descriptions That Will Make You LOL
"Malandi pero ikaw lang ang lalandiin."
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There's a new way of meeting new people that college students prefer using over Tinder. It's via "Singles of *insert school's name here*" on Twitter! You (or a friend) can send in your name, year and course, twitter handle, a short description, and at least one photo of yourself or the person you want featured and the account will post it for all of its followers to see. After lurking for a solid number of minutes on @SinglesOfAteneo, we found 10 of the most hilarious profile descriptions!

  1. This guy will landi you into a bright future.
  1. This guy is your future oppa.
  1. This girl is your ride or die. 
  1. This guy knows how to landi responsibly.
  1. This girl will study her way into your heart.

  1. This guy will always have time for you.
  1. This guy will make your instagram captions 100.
  1. This guy believes honesty is the best policy.
  1. This guy has everything except you.
  1. This guy has no problems telling the truth. 

What would be your profile description?

your REACTION
CUTE

186

OMG

51

YAY

15

BOO

6

EWW

5

HEART

4

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