Guys

7 Online Stalking Fails

Going through your crush's page? Be careful, girl, or you might end up doing one of these things!


We hate to break it to you, girls, but what happens online doesn't always stay online. Sometimes they haunt you and remind you that it's not always good to keep visiting your crush's page. Here are 7 online stalking fails you may or may not have committed already.

1. The Accidental Liker. Whoever came up with the idea of equating a double-tap on Instagram to a like should be stoned. Accidentally liking a really old (and we mean "a year ago" old) photo of your crush when you just want to look at all of his photos in peace is embarrassing!

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com

2. The Worse Accidental Liker. That awkward moment when you accidentally double-tapped on a really old photo of your crush... and you're not even following him on Instagram? Yup, we get ya. SMH.

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com

3. The Worst Accidental Liker. Think you've had enough? What about accidentally double-tapping on an old photo of him on his girlfriend or ex-girlfriend's Instagram page and you're not even following her? KMN.

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com

4. The Accidental Friend. Go and make his family and friends your family and friends, too. That would be the best idea, ever. Congratulations, girl, you just sent him running away from you.

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com

5. The Case of the Best Status Message, Ever. Why can't Facebook do a redesign and put the search box and the status box far from each other to save us from all the humiliation of answering the question "What's on your mind?" honestly and publicly?

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com


6. When Privacy Kind of Sucks. You never really know disappointment and sadness until you found your crush's Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram profile after hours and hours of stalking... and it's private. What is this life!

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com

7. The Slip of the Tongue. You know what's awkward? It's when you stalk your crush online, get the chance to talk to him IRL, and ruin the moment by accidentally saying things only online stalkers know (like where he's spent the night before and what movies he watched over the weekend).

7 Online Stalking Failsvia giphy.com

Moral lesson: Stalk them Sherlock Holmes style. LOLJK! Why don't you go talk to him and get to know him better in person? We're pretty sure he doesn't bite.

Which mistakes have you committed, Candy Girls. Tell us in the comments or tweet us @candymagdotcom. Promise, we won't judge. :)

LEAVE A COMMENT

YOUR REACTION?

LEAVE A COMMENT

Else Where On The Site

ADVERTISEMENT
Get your weekly dose of Candy straight to your inbox!
Subscribe to Candy and get 15% off on your subscription!
subscribe
Get Candy on your mobile devices by subscribing to the digital version monthly!
digital version
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

CANDY BLOG

The Ultimate Selfie Phone

by: guest, 2014-12-19

The Lumia is back with bigger, better and bolder features! Last December 10, members of the press were given an exclusive sneak preview of the brand new Microsoft Lumia 535 and...

ADVERTISEMENT

QUIZ

Which Glee Guy Is Your Perfect Match? The Boys of McKinley High are all cute but who rules your heart? Take this quiz to find out.
by Macy Alcaraz

POLL


PHOTO Instagram (@wearethevamps)

What's your favorite Christmas song of 2014?

About | Advertise | Register | Contact | Subscribe
Our Privacy Policy | Terms of Service
© 2013 Candymag.com, All Rights Reserved