Turning the Tables
I got bored at a party, so I started sneaking up on my friends and snapping their bra straps from behind. They were quite annoyed at me and nothing could be done to stop me… until somebody turned on a huge electric fan and accidentally blew my skirt up! My friends all laughed at me and said, "'Yan! Buti nga!" I sulked in a corner for the rest of the night. —Libby, 16
Show Down
I saw my ex’s new girlfriend sitting with some girls I didn't like. I meant to strut confidently and haughtily by them, but as I went down the stairs, my skirt came undone! Everyone saw me in my dark green underpants! My skirt clasp broke, and the only people who helped me were the girls I was supposed to be mean to. I just wanted the ground to swallow me up. —Aimes, 18
Using your Head
My mom was showing me a pricey textbook her failing students had bought her as a special project. On the cover of the book was a Post-it, listing the six or seven names of the group members. I said, "They all failed?!" My mom said, "That's what happens when you don't use your head," and we had a laugh at their expense. As I was laughing, I threw my head back and it hit the hard wooden back of the chair with a loud thunk. Ouch! —Dee, 15
Get your Head in the Game
We played a game against a rival school’s basketball team. They had a rep of injuring players, so we agreed to play their way and I hit the team captain while guarding him. With three minutes left on the shotclock, the team captain came in and scored 10 points! I was about to hit him again, but his teammate hit me at THAT part. It burned! —Marco, 17
Cheaters Never Win
My friend constantly cheats on his girlfriend and dates other girls on the side. One day while he was on a date with another girl, he saw his girlfriend walking in the mall… with another guy! Karma hits you when you least expect it. —Justee, 16
Helf Me!
My teacher always mispronounces words. My friends and I secretly make fun of her because of it. One time, I was asked to speak right after her. We were all laughing hard while she was giving her speech. When it was my turn, I made the greatest humiliation of my life and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, a fleasant morning to all of you!" —Carie Ann, 18
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