Most Likely to Win an EGOT and Kill Someone in the Process
Rachel Berry
Best Wedding Cake Topper Look-A-Like
Kurt Hummel
Most Likely to Appear on the Cover of a Trashy Romance Novel
Mike Chang
Best Candidate for the Position of Blue Ivy’s Live-In Older Sister
Mercedes Jones
Earliest Mid-Life Crisis Sufferer
Lucy Quinn Fabray
Most Likely to Freeze Ice with Her “Bitch, Please” Stare
Santana Lopez
Cuddliest Teddy Bear Bad Boy
Noah Puckerman
Most Likely to Believe Clouds are Made Out of Cotton Candy
Finn Hudson













