This week's column is brought to you by this insanely kilig video. How cute is it that it's Sebastian, not Carrie, who knows about couple names?
Stage 1: Denial
Pilot episode: Sebastian, the new Kydd in school, is fiiine. But what is up with that pout? Is it permanent? Can you not pout while talking? Do I really have to watch AnnaSophia Robb—perfectly cast as Carrie Bradshaw, BTW—flirt with Trouty Mouth 2.0 the entire season?
(Trouty Mouth 2.0 eventually goes away, thank goodness. Austin Butler au naturel is the best.)