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New Year's Resolutions For Our Fave TV Characters

A few humble suggestions for the Me, Only Better: Fictional People Edition.
by Dyan Zarzuela, Council of Cool 9, Entertainment & Features Editor, TV & Movie Columnist
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January 3, 2014 10:00 am

Kimmie Boubier, Super Fun Night: Embrace your inner, fabulous Fat Amy and the whole world—including that dapper but slightly daft Richard—won't be able to help but follow suit.

Everyone on New Girl: Stop turning every conversation into a screaming match. It was cute when Nick was the only one who did it—not so cute now that it's everyone's default setting.

Max and Caroline, 2 Broke Girls: I love their witty and borderline obscene banter, but I have an idea for the cash-strapped pair: Put a swear jar in the diner and watch those potty mouths turn into cash cows.

Oliver Queen, Arrow: Double these. You know, for fitness purposes.

Sadie Saxton, Awkward: Who knew this mean girl had such a sweet side? (See: season three finale, that prom scene with Austin) Hope she lets her inner softie out more often!

Alison DiLaurentis, Pretty Little Liars: Start telling the truth for a change. Because at Christmas—hey, it’s still the Christmas season! I insist!—you tell the truth.

Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries: Give yourself a break. Because as Elena once said:

Joffrey Baratheon, Game of Thrones: Brace yourself because karma is coming. Maybe start atoning for the seven hells you put everyone through? Season four is going to kick your butt. April cannot come soon enough!

Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf: Nothing, really. Just stay adorable. And humble. <3

What New Year's resolutions do YOU have in mind for your favorite characters?

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