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Best Valley Girl Accent + More Movie Awards

Find out which movies we awarded Best Ending, Worst Prom Ever, and more! P.S. Spoiler alert!
by Dyan Zarzuela, Council of Cool 9, Entertainment & Features Editor, TV & Movie Columnist
PHOTO Lionsgate, GIFs Tumblr

December 23, 2013 08:00 pm

1. Best Valley Girl Accent: Emma Watson in The Bling Ring

Girl can do no wrong—not even the most annoying, grating accent in the world.

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2. Best Give-Him-His-Own-Franchise-Already Villain: Loki

He's so well-loved by everyone, I don't even have to mention which movie he's from.

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3. Best Eyebrow Besties: Clary and Simon in The Mortal Instruments

In between rescuing and getting rescued, they manage to be totes on trend, you guys.

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4. Best Fodder for Crossover Fanfics: About Time

This is Bill Weasley. Going inside a closet. (For Narnia!) His dad is Minister Rufus Scrimgeour, and the love of his life used to be called The Time Traveler’s Wife. Plot bunnies, ready, set, go!

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5. Most Likely to Drive You Nuts: Spring Breakers

I'm far from squeamish and I think that I'm pretty liberal, but I just could not stand Spring Breakers. I mean, I wasn't looking for the meaning of life, just some sort of rhyme or reason to the non-stop partying and grinding and crass YOLO-ing. And James Franco's incessant "Spraaang breaaak" did not help things. *shudder*

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6. Best Use of 3D: One Direction: This Is Us

I’m sorry, superhero blockbusters, but my Directioner heart will have to give this one to the lads. Just a few hundred bucks to have 1D so near and lifelike you could almost reach out and touch them? SIGH.

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7. Best Thing to Dream About During Rush Hour: This Scene from Pacific Rim

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All together now: "Walking fast / Faces pass / And I'm home bound."

8. Best Scruff: Henry Cavill in Man of Steel

Look at that sweet, sweet mug.

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9. Worst Prom Ever: Carrie

Doesn't get any suckier than this.

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10. Best Ending: This Is the End

Because Backstreet Boys.

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